insights into the world of caffeinated monkeys
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 Weird Nightmares I've been having some really crazy nightmares lately, but they've been pretty funny, so I must share. First one: I had infiltrated a crime ring that was selling Middle Eastern children into slavery. I was working with a partner, also someone who had infiltrated this crime ring. Rather than transport the children to their destinations, we were taking children to safety and replacing the kids with specially trained midgets to break the supply chain. Well, needless to say, the criminals found out. My partner and I were anticipating another shipment of children to transport when I realized that something was wrong. I managed to get my partner and the kids to safety, and created a diversion to confuse the criminals. To escape, I found a crowd of hippies and followed them to their van. The criminals didn't notice until I was in the van, about to shut the side door and take off. Suddenly, the van was surrounded and criminals were trying to grab me out of the van. The hippies were trying to hold me in the van, and the criminals started to shoot off the fingers and arms of the hippies trying to keep me in the van. The criminals managed to drag me out of the van, where they proceeded to torture me, skinning me alive and inserting metal bits under my fingernails and such until they got fed up and gutted me. Yeah, I woke up after I had died. And I don't know what was scarier--dying in my dream or helping children in my dream. Second one: I had a dream that I was back east, and trying to find a Sheetz. I was with a car full of people, and eventually, we spotted a Sheetz, a huge one, a mega-Sheetz. The only problem? We couldn't figure out how to drive there. But there was a little path, smaller than an alley, that was walkable. And a few people walked out with Sheetz bags and nacho fryz and schmiscutz and hot dogz, so we knew we could follow the path to Sheetz goodness. And we did. Mega-Sheetz was indeed mega, and we all got divided and lost. I ended up wandering around and finding a huge line of people waiting for their turn at the touch-screen computers to order food. But knowing that Sheetz is all about the fast service, I knew there had to be a faster way. I wandered through a door and found the pick-up counter, but no more touch-screen computers. I asked an employee to help me place my order, and I was led back to the big room of waiting people. I snuck back in the order pick up room, and snagged someone's nacho fryz and goodies, and darted off. However, I got lost in the mega-ness of the Mega Sheetz. There were hallways and rooms, and I realized that this Sheetz also had a hotel attached, and I was wandering past hotel rooms. I finally found a pool with an outside exit; as I was trying to leave with my goodies, a hotel guest opened his door and pushed me into the pool and I drowned. Those poor nacho fryz. They deserved better. posted by jaime | 2:29 PM 0 comments |
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