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Thursday, October 05, 2006   If I Had A Tail I'd crook it and raise my hackles and jump 3 feet in the air sideways. I think it would amuse me as much as when Baldric does it. In other news, the car is fine. Absolutely nothing is wrong, according to the most excellent mechanics at Hagerstown Honda. The tie rods, struts, brakes, power steering, all other fluids, moving parts, etc. are in perfect working order. My car is not going to die on me. Woohoo!!!! Also, the owner of the company has made it his personal mission to get Ian to propose and get me married. He said today that he will not let me leave the company unless I've got a ring on my finger. Also, he said he'd step in and do the fatherly thing--give me away, walk down the aisle, have a little chat with Ian and convince him that marriage is the way to go. I think I'm going to start working under my desk. I'm afraid to come out; I don't know what's next. Anyway, it's out of the office for a weekend and back to JC for the 5 year Homecoming. Woohoo!!! This is the one that I'm excited about. Screw the 10 year high school coming up next year--I can count on one hand the number of people that I actually like, care about, or am interested to see. The rest of them can all rot in heaven (sorry, bitches, but Hell is MINE). posted by jaime | 9:55 PM 0 comments

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