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Friday, February 03, 2006  

Titslings and Mailboxes

I'm on a quest for the above items.

Does anyone remember when there was a mailbox on every block? I remember that time--those were wonderful days, when I could walk up the street to the mailbox and open the door and put my mail in one piece at a time. I spent 1/2 an hour tonight driving around town trying to find a mailbox in a non-skeezy part of town (and by non-skeezy, I mean not in front of the Hagerstown Post Office after dark). There is a real lack of mailboxes in this town. It seems the post office is really making an effort to save money paying carriers to come to you or the mailbox that was on your block to pick up your mail; instead, they want you to bring your mail to them. It pisses me off. Maybe not that much, considering that I spent the last 2 days addressing, stamping, and stuffing over 500 envelopes with sale flyers. That pisses me off. Looking for a mailbox so I can send a laundry basket full of mail out to people is just an annoynance.

I'm also on a quest for titslings. I've had the underwire pop out of 3 bras in the last 2 weeks. I need to get some new bras. I'm trying to figure out where I want to buy bras; I can't try on anything that I think would remotely be my size in a Victoria's Secret store, and I'm hesitant to have them ship me a bra. I know Victoria is conspiring against me, because, as Boobzilla, it is my mission to reveal her secret and topple her empire. There's a really good place in England; however, it's in England. But they have a kick ass return policy and I did buy my swimsuit there...I don't know. I think I'm putting this off because I know that my boobs will require a bigger size, and I'm tired of them growing.

Oh, and I leave on the 24th for vacation with Ian! Woohoo!!!!!

posted by jaime | 11:37 PM
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