insights into the world of caffeinated monkeys
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Friday, March 04, 2005 Random Ramblings I spent some time tonight making stuffed olives. I bought some assorted green olives and kalamata olives at the store the other night; tonight, I pitted them and sliced them and stuffed them with bleu cheese. I don't like olives. I forgot this until after I had done all of that work. I can't taste a difference between regular and sugar free wintogreen or pepomint lifesavers. However, my intestines can tell a difference. I ate a gianormous bag of sugar free lifesavers at work today. Big mistake. I had such horrible stomach cramps--I could feel my intestines cramping up and relaxing, just like when I had food poisoning. However, without the projective vomiting. That's good. I felt fine except for the horrible pain of the cramping. It was weird. I think I have an addiction to mint lifesavers as I can't see them and resist eating the entire bag of them. Maybe they're made of crack. Atta's party was tame by typical jaime party standards. But the jello shots tasted like gummy bears, and whips make Atta feel powerful, so it was not a wasted night. Tomorrow night, I am going to a strip club with Zeke. Should be interesting. He did promise to give me dollar bills to give to the strippers. I shall give Zeke's dollars to the non-skanky ones (or if there aren't any non-skanks, I shall set up a skank grading system and give Zeke's dollars to the least skanky strippers). I did not get to attend the seminar tonight at the 7th Day Adventist Church regarding the end times. I did not get to "unlock the prophecy code." Work was insanely busy and I did not get to leave early. I am disappointed, as I wanted to attend for the free study aids; however, I did destroy a National Geographic magazine to create a collage of horrible demonic frogs killing and gutting deer. "ribb SATAN it" That's what a horrible demonic frog would say. posted by jaime | 9:10 PM 0 comments |
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