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Saturday, September 04, 2004   The Quest For Pants! My perfect pair of jeans is finally dying. They're starting to get a big giant hole in the ass, and despite wearing pretty underwear, it's time to say goodbye. But, no fear, because I got these perfect jeans at Old Navy, and I can go online and order another pair. Right? Wrong. Old Navy Ultra Low-Rise Boot Cut Jeans are now Old Navy Ultra Low-Rise Stretch Boot Cut Jeans. No big deal, just a little stretch added, nothing's really changed...that's what I think. I got the pair of jeans, and they look good when I'm standing up straight. The minute I try to move, the stretch in the butt decides to move some other direction making my jeans shift all around. It's not comfy and the pair of jeans that was perfect now makes my ass look lumpy and my underwear move all around. Damn those stupid people who insisted that stretch was a good thing. If your ass is so big that when you move, your jeans don't there is a solution. It's called bigger pants. Not stretch. Now to look elsewhere for new pants...grumble grumble grumble. I hate pants. posted by jaime | 11:14 PM 0 comments

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