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Thursday, April 01, 2004   My Underwear Say I'm A Rockstar Yeah, that's right. I got more new underwear--lime green lace shorts, hawaiian floral prints, a pair with a monkey and a VW hippie bus, and blue and yellow striped ones. You should be jealous. Or at least stop in where I work and I'll drop my pants and show you. :) In other news, the cleaning at my parents house has begun. I'm preparing to move back in...hopefully at the end of this month. And I have a bathroom that is clean. I still have no bedroom, no room for furniture. But I have a bathroom. And I finished a project that my mother started over a year ago and never finished--removing the hallway carpet. She removed all of the downstairs hall carpet, and the carpet on about 4 stairs. And as you went up the stairs, there was old foam and rusty tack strips, leading to the upstairs hall where part of the carpet was still intact. I removed all of the foam and rusty tack strips and the rest of the carpet. 2 big garbage bags, which my mom proceeded to open to look through. And when she came inside with her arms all bloody from cuts from rusty tack strips, I laughed at her. Because I'm evil, and she's neurotic. Seriously....there are 8 rooms in the house (excluding the basement and attic) and she owns 13 vacuum cleaners, 3 floor scrubbers, and 19 mops and brooms, none of which can be sold, given away, donated to Goodwill, or thrown out. (And I'm moving in with all of that.) At least I won't have to pay rent or utilities or groceries. If you'll also remember, in mid-March, Atta and I made a bet to see who could lose 10 pounds by May 27th. I've lost 4 pounds already, and I'm winning thus far. Woohoo! Thanks to Dance Dance, drinking lots of water, and the new yoga/pilates DVD I got, I'm winning this bet. Yay! posted by jaime | 12:21 AM 0 comments

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