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Wednesday, July 23, 2003   Tie Me Up And Spank Me So, I've had some stuff up my sleeves. And now it's time to reveal what is going on. At least part of it. The other part must wait. First off, the part that must wait til tomorrow...I'm doing a little industrial espionage for work. I'll have that finished tomorrow and then the doctors are taking me to dinner. At Outback. Yay for cow. But Outback is a little bit too nice of a "Thank you for industrial espionage" dinner place, so I'm hoping that something else will happen. And, no, Christa, I will not bang my boss. Well, unless he has a million dollars in a briefcase--small, unmarked bills. I would like to update my blog with everything tomorrow, and let everyone know what happens at dinner, but alas, that leads us to secret #2. I will not be in town tomorrow. I have a new boy toy. His name is Steve. He's a total hot piece of ass. He's sweet, he's built (he's an ex-football player), he's smart, gainfully employeed, and just exactly what I need right now. Also helps that he really knows what he's doing in bed. A most skilled man. Very talented. I'm really happy with things right now. I'm not going to tell all of the details of things on my blog, at least not at once. So I will have to update more about him. He does live in Hershey, so that's where I'll be tomorrow night. Not available. Just in case you all needed to know.' Finally, I've been feeling really inspired by the 69 minutes of Bliss and Don't Bang Your Boss cds, and I've decided to make my own. Tie Me Up And Spank Me. It's in the works. Will be released to the general public soon enough. posted by jaime | 8:50 PM 0 comments

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