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Tuesday, January 21, 2003   I Can Bite People And not give them rabies. That's right, folks. I had my first rabies shot today. Only 2 more to go. And they really don't hurt, although I really like needles. I know, I am a freak. Speaking of freaky, I had a weird dream a few nights ago, but I never blogged about it. So here goes. I dreamt that I was at this cocktail party of sorts. It was outdoors, on a huge deck in the back of a house, overlooking a body of water. The house was owned by Kylie Minogue. There were tiki lights and tiki torches all around the deck, and there was loud music, and lots of food. Nigella Lawson (british chef who has a cooking show) was there, although she didn't make any of the party food. Kylie Minogue was singing, although none of the songs were from her album. She was singing some "Muh Muh Muh" on repeat song, and bobbing up and down. She was doing some sort of white guy shuffle--bouncing up and down, moving her arms, but not moving her legs. I was having a good time, mingling with all sorts of famous people, when I realized that one of the platters of food was empty. I went inside the house to grab another plate to take outside. I passed a few people headed back outside as I went into the house. I turned into the kitchen to find the food tray, and I opened the fridge. The entire fridge was filled with packages of corn dogs. A solid wall of corn dogs. I opened the freezer and there were more corn dogs. I went to the pantry to look for the food, and opened it. It was filled with cases of Diet Pepsi. No other food or food-like items in the house--just corn dogs and Diet Pepsi. I started to look around and find people to show this to. I took people over one at a time to see, then two at a time, then groups started to gather. Everyone filtered in from outside to see the pit of corn dogs and Diet Pepsi. Kylie Minogue started yelling on her microphone because no one was paying attention to her, and she jumped off the podium and came running inside. She gasped when she walked in and saw everyone staring at her fridge. Someone asked her if she actually ate that crap, and she just stared at them. Finally she said that she did eat corn dogs. Nothing but corn dogs and Diet Pepsi, because that was the secret to staying thin. That was one weird ass dream. But I know the secret now... :) posted by jaime | 9:49 PM 0 comments

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