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Wednesday, January 01, 2003  

Dammit, I Lost My Entire Post! Roar!

That pisses me the hell off. Now I have to start the entire thing over again. And try to remember what it was that I was going to post. Grrrr.

Speaking of things that piss me off...that new PSA campaign pisses me off. The one with Bob Dole and that other really old geezer that should be dead already. They are both leading groups of kids through the zoo...one is showing kids elephants and the other is showing kids an ass. Then our esteemed president Jackass, George Bush the other one, comes on and says "When you help your neighbor, you help your country." I don't see how showing kids animals is helping the country. Unless you're taking the kids to the National Zoo, it doesn't help. That commerical just makes me want to move to China and become a gun-toting, carpet-bombing, puppy-kicking, card-carrying terrorist hermit.

I did have a good day at work today. I got to sit around and avoid people. I started this really big project of going through all of the charts and making sure that all info is filled out and matches what is in the computer system. It takes forever, but it's worth it to make sure that everything matches. I'm also making sure that all of the charts have paper. Someone in the office likes to leave a single line to write in the chart and will put it back, so that the next person who gets the chart has to put paper in it in order to do whatever they were going to do. And I am slowly fixing the dyslexic filing system. Because someone doesn't know the letters of the alphabet or how to use them in order to assure that the next person looking for a chart can find it.

Baldric is being a supercutie lately as well. When I got off work, I decided to take a long hot bath. And Baldric decided that it would be a good idea to hang out in the bathroom. So, he's sitting there, and walking around the tub, and exploring the devil duckie, when he decides that there is something interesting on the other side of the tub. It is so interesting that he must try to get to the other side of the tub. However, he is growing and he misjudged how big he is. Instead of reaching the other side of the tub, he misses and lands in a bathtub full of water. He then jumps out, and runs around, trying to get the water off of him. Shaking hasn't occured to him. So, I now have a wet cat streaking through the apartment, and I have to try to chase him with a towel to dry him off. It was funny.

I also dyed my hair red. So, I'm now a red-head. On Thursday, I am going to get a haircut, because I really need one. My hair is just way too long.

posted by jaime | 12:15 AM
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