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Tuesday, November 19, 2002   I am so smart! Or, thbpbpbpbpbptttt to G-dawg! I've got everything exactly how I want it. Even the colors for my comments. Woohoo! And I didn't even need G-dawg's help. I did it all by myself. I'm so proud. I can at least fake computer knowledge. And, I like my tag-board where it is. It makes me happy. So thbpbppbpbttt. It is not going to be moved. The Boobzilla pinata looks so funny. It has so much tape on it, to hold it together and stabilize it. But it will be a pinata. Or vaguely pinata-esque. And I've finished up one roll of film, detailing the makings of Boobzilla. Plus pictures of Christa stuffing her pants so she looks like she has a penis. And balls. I'll post those when I get my film developed. Just because I am evil. Speaking of evil. I had an evil moment that would make everyone I was friends with in high school proud. I was at Wal-Mart the other day, and I saw someone I went to high school with. Melody Gibson. The Gibsonator. Total bitch. Who had a kid. Muhahaha. So, I see her, and her kid, and her shopping cart filled with soda and chips and popcorn and candy and junk food (not a vegetable or fruit or healthy item in the cart) and I go up near her. I start to walk past her and as I do I make the comment "Way to raise the world's ugliest welfare kid" and walk off. That was just too good not to share. I truly am evil. posted by jaime | 9:32 PM 0 comments

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