javamonkey insights into the world of caffeinated monkeys

Tuesday, January 25, 2005   I'm A Good Woman Heh. Aud's mom said it, not me. Christa called me at work to tell me about a job opening at the Herald-Mail as a lifestyle reporter. She gave me some examples of things I could report on, like which pie is the best at the Ruritan festival or that dog that has two penises. Conversation got a little stranger after that, as we decided that we need to hang out and she brought Aud into our conversation. She typed to Aud over IM and talked to me over the phone. We're all going to get together this weekend and fuck. :) But, in the strangeness of the conversation, Aud had a very bad day yesterday. So, I decided to stop by to cheer her up. Armed with a pint of Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cookie Dough ice cream and a bag of plain M&Ms, I arrived at her house. We had fun, caught up on stuff, and her dog humped me. Not my leg. Me. I think he was a little upset that his fun only lasted for about 5 seconds before he was sitting on the floor. He's not used to a dominant woman. Mehe. posted by jaime | 7:17 AM 0 comments

- Archives - November 2002 December 2002 January 2003 February 2003 March 2003 April 2003 May 2003 June 2003 July 2003 August 2003 September 2003 October 2003 November 2003 December 2003 January 2004 February 2004 March 2004 April 2004 May 2004 June 2004 July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 June 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 August 2009 September 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 July 2010 September 2010 artichokes Those Other Internet Crackwhores Not An Original Monkey Princess Francheska Ronaldi, Demigoddess of Small Woodland Creatures Who Are Horny The Goddess at the Crossroads The Crossroads The Lack of Elvin Ears Makes Me Sad Can Pants Be Sexier? King of the Slackers She Intimidates Me In A Good Way It's a Katie! It's a Becky! Everyone Else Is Doing It He's Got A Big Gay Pony Proof That Kansas Exists Fetish Faerie Ketchup Tits Her Fingers Are Weird-Looking Soon To Be Minion of Satan Your Local Bacchus