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Friday, July 23, 2004  

Politically Incorrect
 
We're all familiar with the images of various politicians in suits, wandering all over the country making boring speechs about how horrible the other guy is.  I think though that the political campaign would be far more interesting and intriguing if the politicians wore a different type of suit--no more of the somber serious suits in shades of gray that coordinate with both their hair and skintone.  No...I think that politics would be much more entertaining if they all wore novelty suits, suits like hot dogs and hamburgers, spaceships, chickens, etc. 
 
Imagine how cool it would be to see everyone campaigning dressed up, goofing off and entertaining the masses in their suits.  I mean, would it really matter that Kerry's talking about a national healthcare crisis if he's dressed up like a bunch of grapes?  He could do double duty--politician campaigning for the presidency and stunt double for the guy dressed like a bunch of grapes in the Fruit of the Loom commercials. 
 
Imagine how entertaining it would be to see Laura Bush dressed up like a hamburger, reading to elementary school children, trying to get some good P.R. shots to help her husband's campaign.  She'd be sitting there, reading a story to the kids, kids nodding along trying to pay attention to the story but really just trying to be on camera.  How cool would it be if the Hamburgler ran in and stole the book from Laura?  She'd be Hamburglered on national tv...Rabble Rabble it's a Scandal!  The Republicans would blame the Democrats and Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussain....mehe.
 
I just don't think Hillary Clinton would ever dress up like a hamburger.  She wouldn't put up with that shit. 

posted by jaime | 8:28 PM
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